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Makeout Jamboree

by Kevin

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1.
In the snow and the cold You told me today That apparently you never Felt the same way That's okay I just wish you had told me sooner Someone get me a bottle of bleach Or maybe a tumor Little boy, can't you feel? The weight of the world Is upon your shoulders That little girl didn't know what she was doing When she broke your heart Let's go and make a snowball Down in Amory Park Probably good that we don't do the things We did in the dark Do you have a boyfriend? Is he tall, short, fat, or thin? Where do I begin? If I see him near the T Can I push him? Is it morbid for me to think? I don't really think no more Let me swim or sink I'm sinking in the blood Happy chord change Good boys never get what they want They should all probably be shot (2x) But then again, Where would al the love songs come from these days? The sad, dejected masses Male or female Who at one point decided that they needed to put down a song And here's the big hook: She told you a lie, lie, lie, lie, lie (4x)
2.
Stacy 02:04
Stacy, You make me kinda crazy But I'm feeling kinda lazy 'Cause you gave me Hep-C When I saw you at the movies Doing your moves and I felt so lonely 'Cause I'm kinda homely Stacy, I want you to know I think you're incredible (2x) Hey there, girl from the store I was wondering if I could have your phone number I saw you working retail I was wondering if your heart was for sale But Stacy, I love you But I can't help myself I'm a chronic Stacy, I love you But I can't help myself I'm a chronic kleptomaniac I stole all your stuff from the Shake Shack I hate Paying for stuff I hate Paying for stuff I hate Paying for stuff I hate
3.
Star Market 00:38
When I first met you At Star Market You were rather Unattractive But that's okay You shouldn't objectify people When you meet them anyway So I said: "Sweet cheeks, wanna come back to my place?"
4.
Valentine 02:06
I hate your laugh and how you smile But that’s OK, cause it’ll be a while Before I find someone just like you And if I did, I’d hate them too. I hate your hair, and how it sheds When you come over, it’s all over my bed But I’m too lazy to change to linens And you won’t kiss me, cause you’re too chicken Valentine, valentine, please oh please oh never never be mine I hate your friends, and where you go to school But I put up with you, cause you’re pretty cool I wanna hold your hand but I think you’re pretty dumb I wanna kiss you but my friends all think you’re scum Valentine, valentine, please oh please oh never never be mine I hate your socks and how they match I want to kick you out and bolt the latch And I’ll pour out all of your orange juice But you’re just so cute, so let’s make a truce Valentine, valentine, please oh please oh never never be mine Valentine Valentine, please oh please oh won't you be mine.
5.
Touched 03:43
Your pretty eyes make me feel so touched And I cannot breathe oh Your words make me fell so touched And I cannot say anything back to you Sometimes I think to myself By myself on branch of an oak tree Behind the park, you don't know what to do You don’t know how to fix my problems because Every time I look into your eyes I stumble Every time that I try to speak with you I stumble You make me feel so touched And I get speechless when I want to talk to you That’s a big problem for us I feel so touched when you look into my eyes With your pretty blue eyes, I And I get And I get touched I get And I get touched By your gaze under a street light on a february day Maybe 14th or 15th, I don’t care I don’t care because I get touched By your gaze I get touched By your gaze I get touched I get touched I get touched I get touched
6.
Say what I say And I'll say it today I never thought a boy Could feel this way A kiss on the lips Awfully saccharine The nebulous cloud Is finally crystalline And I never even tried And I never even asked you for your number I must've simply handed you the phone In the art gallery How suave of me Say, friend of mine Can I have a taste of your madeleine? And suddenly, the memory Starts to reveal itself to me But I never, But I never Even wanted you to find me 'Cause I know that I'm under qualified Compared to a senator's son Or a wealthy man's son Or a middle aged teacher A drunken luncheon So divine Oh, with this friend of mine A drunken luncheon Holding hands Oh can you stay till nine? "I am afraid that I cannot for all the things I've got to do, then there's tomorrow..."
7.
I saw you in front of the Christian science building Looking so fine With your long black hair I knew you had to be mine The first time you kissed me I got moths in my belly And wrote some bad poetry And nothing's changed but time and the way we dye out hair we're just friends now but I know that you love me My best friends so beautiful (3x) I saw with your boyfriend at the liquor store Putting your lipstick on My only regret from loving you is that I didn’t kiss you earlier on I wanna borrow all your clothes but they look better on you And my dresses look better on you too It’s not fair it’s not fair, stop stealing my underwear, my money, my pride and my shampoo My best friends so beautiful (3x) I saw you at the bus stop kissing your boyfriend Not jealous, but i’m still in love with you. I think he's kinda dumb but you seem happy, so I’m happy too My best friends so beautiful (3x) hmm
8.
Charlemagne 01:59
See that boy With another girl See that girl With another boy See that boy Dressed as Charlemagne In his step dad's truck Drinking lemonade It's the summertime Fourth of July Parade See that boy Call that girl From across the world Miles away Don't tell Dad That he got laid With that girl From the fourth of July Don't ask why See that boy Dressed as Charlemagne See that boy!
9.
Ice Cream 03:28
Today, I wanna take you For a walk by the river We can get some ice cream instead of a liquor that we both hate I’ll get the ice cream from the shop you know that I’m clumsy and I’ll drop And the geese will have a feast And steal your crown today And I’ll get a new one Or I’ll go even more cliche and get some roses Or a teddy bear that holds a heart, Holds a heart for you in its hands I don’t know maybe you’ll like it that way Because it’s valentines day And you’re my sweet valentine today
10.
I Like You 04:59
I can feel you near But the words aren't clear And I'm falling down Pour it down the mouth And I'm feeling kinda lonely 'Cause you're my one and only (2x) Call me in the morning Tell me all the things that I said And if I paid you compliments Please don't let them go to your head And I want you to be in my life And I want you to be my wife Feeling kinda lonely 'Cause you're my one and only (2x) I like you There were times in my life when I I liked you There are times in my life when I Still like you I like you In the evening, off the train I like you When the talk on the stairs is plain I like you I like you And though it may be wrong for me to say I would drop everything for you Awfully inconsiderate But I frankly don't give a damn I would go anywhere for you I would do anything for you I like you...(repeat till end)

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A mini-LP of songs for you and your significant/insignificant other/others. A soundtrack for your teenage impulses and desires. Happy Valentine's Day!

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released February 14, 2016

Greyson - Rhythm Guitar, Vocals, Lead Guitar

Berk - Rhythm Guitar, Vocals, Lead Guitar

Eva - Ukelele, Vocals, Drums

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Kevin Boston, Massachusetts

Formed in 2015, Kevin was the creation of three students and friends, Eva, Berk, and Greyson who were inspired by such groups as Beat Happening and Half Japanese.

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